It's the year 2040 and the Irish populace has now turned to cat worship.
The rest writes itself. Really what is with women and cats, why do women want to be cats? It's crazy!
Anyway, in the book everybody worships cats but something is rotten. The director of animal control has been slipping psychotropic drugs into the nations cat food supply, making the cats more suggestible to his pervasive cat hypnosis. Cats begin killing their masters brutally with shovels and all hell breaks lose.
It's down to a young trainee veterinarian, Bladen Harchwip and his band of weight watching dieters to hunt down the source of the cat crazy and save the country from complete meltdown. Using only malnutrition know-how and some automatic weapons they must rise against the sea of conspirator fur and get the true rotten center of the Irish cat house (The Dail!)